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Reading Facebook, Playing Angry Birds

Posted: October 4th, 2011 | Author: | Filed under: Parenting | Tags: SAHM Fail | 4 Comments »

Shit is going to get REAL tomorrow when my husband starts working from home twice a week.  I might as well share with all of you what he’s going to find because the secret will be out soon!

I’m the 2011 equivalent of an 80’s housewife watching soaps and eating Bon Bons.

Sure, I get the boys dressed and onto the bus in the morning, but it’s a crapshoot whether or not I make it out of my jammies before they are dropped off 3 hours later.  Thank God for Crocs and hoodies!

The house?  Let’s just say I am running around the last 45 minutes of the day trying to make it look like I’ve done something.  Anything.  Usually the dishes win because cleaning up the toys is a losing battle and laundry is best saved for after 11pm when I can spread out on the living room floor.

So, what do I do?

Watch Sprout.

Check Facebook.

Make Lunch

Tweet.

Put everyone down for a nap and ignore the screams of agony because OMGSleeeeeepNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Play Angry Birds on my phone.

Yes.  Angry Birds.  I might be the last person in America to get Angry Birds on my phone and I swear I could play for hours.

Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

So there you go.  My kids will only know me as a pile of curly hair surrounding a shiny new phone.

I think I’m going to be doing a heluva lot more running around now that someone is home to keep me accountable.

Help me.

 

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4 Comments on “Reading Facebook, Playing Angry Birds”

  1. 1 Debbie said at 8:10 am on October 5th, 2011:

    I love your writing ….makes me able to picture it!!! Loved this post!!!

  2. 2 Savannah said at 8:25 am on October 5th, 2011:

    lol You are not alone sister. This is me too. But SHHHH don't tell my hubby.

  3. 3 leah said at 10:34 am on October 5th, 2011:

    Hehe! Great post! Good luck.

  4. 4 Jennifer Bonds said at 12:00 am on October 18th, 2011:

    Sounds like me, lol!


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